Chelsea in Malaysia

This morning, one of our bosses came over to our place.

Boss: Which one of you is a football fan?

Me: I am

Colleague: Sometimes I will watch.

Boss (pointing at me) : Tomorow we go watch a football match.

Me: Who’s playing ?

Boss: Chelsea ! You dunno ar ! And you say ur a football fan?

Me (making puking sound): NO WAY. I am not going to watch THEM.

Boss: Why ? You support other team ar?

Me: I’m Manchester United.

Boss: Eh, no need to pay lah.

Me: FREE also I dowan.

Boss: VIP Seat you know ! Can shake hands with the players !

Me: Can throw tomatoes at them ?

Boss: HA HA. Can ! You can boo them if you want !

Me: What if i get murdered by the other fans?

Boss: Won't lah. VIP seats mostly civilised people.

Me: um..... no lah, better not. If the MU players find out, I am dead.

Boss: HA HA ! You're chi sin.

Boss (pointing to my other colleague): Like that, you go with me.

Colleague: I’m MU also.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !

Then, boss went around asking everyone. Nobody wants to go. It seems my office consists of Arsenal, Liverpool & Manchester United fans only.

In the end, one Arsenal fan agreed to go. What was he thinking ?? yerr…..