Tuesday 12 August 2008

The people that test my temper

My top 10 list (not in any order. Well, perhaps No 1 *keke*)

1) Liverpool fans with the "Which English team won the most European titles?"chants and still thinks that they are currently better than Manchester United. Get over it pls! That was so in the 80s era and its already more than 20 years ago!

2) People who likes to show off and brag about stuffs they know, but in reality, they do not know what the heck they're talking about and doesn't realise that we just are too nice to burst their bubbles.


3) People who latch onto you and rant about everything they can think of until your ears bleed. OH MY GOD, shuddup will you ??! Want me to gag you ?


4) People who keep commenting that not eating vegetables is not good and giving a lecture on how vegetables is so beneficial to your health during most meal times. You know what. I actually read somewhere that that eating too much vege will make your skin yellow and if your skins turns yellow, you get yellow fever and if you get yellow fever, it means you have yellow disease. (yes, i made that up...)


5) People who throw stones at dogs & thinks that dogs are dirty, evil animals. Now, how is a dog dirtier than a cat? I just do not understand this theory. Is it because dogs bark and cats meow??! Oh and if I ever catch you throwing stones at my dog, I will make you swallow them.


6) People who show their anger on their sleeves for the longest periods of time. I hate it when someone is angry and show their "black face" to the entire world. No, we do not want to know what's wrong with you. Why don't you lock yourself in a private room and get over it instead of unleashing it on poor beings like us ?

7) People who thinks that you want to know the ending of a movie or book before you have even seen it or those who keep talking to you during a movie.


8) People who 'dissapear' totally from earth after they found a bf/gf or got married & only return when they fought with their other half or they want something from you.


9) People who thinks it's so funny to tell others your personal stuffs. Will you like it if I tell your current crush that you drool when you're sleeping ? Can we all be a little bit more mature here ?


10) Negative people. When you cough, they say you have lung cancer. When you have a headache, it means you have brain tumour. When you feel slightly faint from the heat, it means you are gonna die soon. Give-me-a-break.

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