A Coffee Break Joke

Nowadays I come across lots of umm ... "funny scenarios" ...

this is a REAL live MSN conversation:

A Guy says: Some crazy chick tried to pick me up tat nite...

CookiE says: who?

A Guy says: I osso dunno. d bachelor intro wan.

2 weeks later:

A Guy says: nothing happened la, better not

CookiE says: y? she got bf already?

A Guy says: yup

CookiE says: and...?

A Guy says: too aggresive

CookiE says: u mean she's pursuing u ?

A Guy says: thats wat it seems like

CookiE says: sure or not one? dun't bluff here lah.....y she got bf but still after u?

A Guy says: ya man...
A Guy says: she said still not married ma

CookiE says: this conversation is too good to be true

A Guy says: wat "too good to b true"?
A Guy says: give me some credit la... i still hav good looks
A Guy says: hahahaha

Can someone please pass me the bucket ? QUICK !!! *lolzzz*