My mind is clear now....

It was a demoralising 10 days and it all started on Friday the 13th. Oh wow!! Friday the 13th !! Now I know why I have been having this strange week. Damn Friday the 13th!!

Anyway, although I was very demotivated, I did enjoy my Valentine's Day. It was a weird Valentine afternoon turned into a fun Valentine's night. I'll post the photos when I get hold of them.

After Valentine's, it's back to reality on the 16th. I thought the weekend rest and chilling out with friends would have helped me to relax. Unfortunaly my monthly friend choose to visit me on the 16th itself. Because I have just lost a deal, I couldn't afford to skip work so I took painkillers even when I don't have cramps. Turns out to be a bad move because the pills gave me gastric. After a few days, I really do not know if it was period cramps or gastric or some abnormal abdominal pain.

I couldn't sleep and when I do sleep, I get woken up about half hour later with some weird nightmares.

I felt dizzy in the mornings and afternoons but I still didn't go to the doc. I guess losing that deal made me numb. OK OK, I know losing a deal is all a part and parcel of what I do, but I just couldn't accept it because my customer actually lied to me straight to my face. I guess it's my LEO pride up to its tricks again.

On top of all this, there's the office politics. It's amazing what a person's mouth can do.

Anyway, my mind suddenly cleared last night. How or Why, I do not know. It just cleared.

Today I went to work and I am normal again. I'm happy now.

HEY! Could it be the hormones? Hmmm.....

The Cunning Customer

I feel totally revolted with someone which unfortunately I can't reveal the name. This person should know what he did and I am surprise that he can still sleep at night after all the lies and clowning around. I am surprised that I can still meet these type of people. It looks like I have a long way to go to learn about people's character.

At one point of today, I feel like just giving up. However, I do not like to lose and I will continue fighting the battle.

Laughing my head off......

I was playing my current favourite game, Texas HoldEm Poker on facebook when I saw the chatbox on the table:

Privacy Blocked: hi corinne
Privacy Blocked: can i buy u a drink?

I suspect it's one of my friend because I saw someone with the "Privacy Blocked" nickname on my friend's list....

-Privacy Blocked bought Corinne Lim a *love potion*-
(You can buy drinks and send gifts to people on the table)

What happened next:

Privacy Blocked: you are hot
Privacy Blocked: ; )

Corinne Lim: i know u don't i?

Privacy Blocked: sorry?
Privacy Blocked: what...what do you mean.....

Corinne Lim: u blocked ur name
Corinne Lim: u may be one of my fren :P

Privacy Blocked: serious?

Corinne Lim: dunt know..
Corinne Lim: im juz guessing lol..

Privacy Blocked: i plan to visit malaysia
Privacy Blocked: maybe kuala limpur

Corinne Lim: LOL
(I can't stop laughing. This person spelt Kuala Lumpur wrongly on purpose! He must be one of my friend! I now suspect it's either Jason or Cheng Huat. I looked for their names on MSN and saw Cheng Huat online. Jason was not online)

Continue:

Privacy Blocked: u from malaysia rite?
Privacy Blocked: which part?

Corinne Lim: im from kelantan

Privacy Blocked: kelantan?
Privacy Blocked: nice place?
Privacy Blocked: im from manila

Vincent Yeong: i'm from sabah
(My friend suddenly joined in the conversation)

Corinne Lim: r u tikoy?
Corinne Lim: or PJ corpuz?
(I now suspect my friends from Manila..)

Privacy Blocked: ?
Privacy Blocked: sorry?

Corinne Lim: vincent : dunt forget my jersey.. :)

Vincent Yeong: sure
Vincent Yeong: remind me tomoro at 2pm

Privacy Blocked: whats nice in kelantan?
Privacy Blocked: maybe i can visit there

Vincent Yeong: kelantan is famous with eel

Privacy Blocked: eel?

Vincent Yeong: yes

Privacy Blocked: oh
Privacy Blocked: anyone from kuala limpur?

Vincent Yeong: i'm fr sabah

Privacy Blocked: i plan to see the famous twin tower
Privacy Blocked: coz in manila we dont have tall towers like that

(This is the fake-st! Wanna come Kuala Limpur to see twin tower! HA HA HA !)

Vincent Yeong: i heard it is a great tower
Vincent Yeong: wut is famous in manila

Privacy Blocked: shopping malls

Vincent Yeong: we also have shopping malls in sabah
Vincent Yeong: called 1 borneo

The bombshell:

Privacy Blocked: eh cookie
Privacy Blocked: damn sien
Privacy Blocked: i dont wan play liao

Corinne Lim: HAHA
Corinne Lim: who is that?!

Privacy Blocked: glory glory man utd
Privacy Blocked: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Corinne Lim: jason hue!!!

Vincent Yeong: hahahahahha

Corinne Lim: i knew it

Privacy Blocked: LOL
Privacy Blocked: bloody sien i beh tahan
Privacy Blocked: u all tipu me

Corinne Lim: u hiding from msn leh
Corinne Lim: serve u right la...
Corinne Lim: kakakaka
Corinne Lim: kuala limpur...

Privacy Blocked: damn it
Privacy Blocked: i didnt hide. i change my nick to HERO..

Vincent Yeong: hahahahahhaha

Privacy Blocked: u say u from kelantan
Privacy Blocked: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Privacy Blocked: KELANTAN WOR
Privacy Blocked: vincent is in singapore rite
Privacy Blocked: buy jersey for her
Privacy Blocked: i saw cookie msn status ask u to get the jersey

Vincent Yeong: kl fren

Privacy Blocked: nia sing
Privacy Blocked: LOL
Privacy Blocked: HAHAHAHAH

Vincent Yeong: hhhahahah

Privacy Blocked: cookie
Privacy Blocked: hahaahah
Privacy Blocked: kelantan
Privacy Blocked: ask me eat eel
Privacy Blocked: magai

Corinne Lim: hahahhahaa

Vincent Yeong: good
Vincent Yeong: ma

Privacy Blocked: damn fuunyy wei
Privacy Blocked: i was laughing my arse off
Privacy Blocked: bloody hell ... ask me eat eel
Privacy Blocked: lol

Corinne Lim: lol

Vincent Yeong: corrinne suspect u d

Privacy Blocked: hahaha
Privacy Blocked: omg

Vincent Yeong: eel good for u ma
Vincent Yeong: eat d your brother damn kuat

Privacy Blocked: funny as hell

Corinne Lim: izzit true kelantan famous for eel?

Privacy Blocked: kelantan not keropok meh
Privacy Blocked: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Privacy Blocked: power sial
Privacy Blocked: kimek

Vincent Yeong: keropok terengganu leh

Privacy Blocked: u all damn jokers man
Privacy Blocked: i keep disturbing cookie
Privacy Blocked: see can kao her or not
Privacy Blocked: let oversea ppl kao or not
Privacy Blocked: from manila

Vincent Yeong: she susah kau 1

Privacy Blocked: mana tau she mm heng

Corinne Lim: kao ur head la

Vincent Yeong: gtg d
Vincent Yeong: bb

Corinne Lim: the way u talk also so fake
Corinne Lim: HAHHAA

Privacy Blocked: hahaa bye
Privacy Blocked: HAHAHAHAHAH
Privacy Blocked: damn cb man
Privacy Blocked: eh msn msn
Privacy Blocked: i log off

Corinne Lim: kk

After that we had a post-mortem on MSN. I needed the laugh after the hot weather+dizziness+stress......

Thank you my favourite MU fan =)

The last day of CNY.....

..... is a public holiday !! The holidays turned out very nice this year. It is Thaipusam today and it was suppose to be a holiday for Selangor ONLY but our nice and friendly PM wanted to pull some votes in the general election last year so he made it a holiday for KL too! (that's what all Malaysians say so dun't ISA me for writing this!) Holiday or not, the crowd is back. The last 2 days was crazy. There were cars everywhere. I wonder what those ppl were up to? Last nite, when I went out to watch the WHU v MU match at ss15, all the coffee shops/restaurants were crowded. Even fake OldTown kopitiam were full! Luckily for the Kusar pub, I guess people doesn't really know of its existence, only a few people were there, we enjoyed the place to ourselves and comfortably watched the match without those fake fans.


Speaking of fake fans, I must tell you about this "friend" that I met online.


But wait. let's re-cap what happened the past 14 days of CNY....


I had my usual relatives visiting and suprisingly they didn't ask about my "relationship" this year. Not one single word about when I am going to get married, which is funny because they have been bugging me every year for the past 7 years (maybe more). I guess it's because their daughters do not have a bf (all broken up last year) and one of them do have a bf but he is not the rich and handsome type. They were criticising his looks and trying to guess how much he earns. Very bad lah. I won't dare to bring anyone back for them to see. It seems they have very high expectations and so choosy ! Anyway, they think that I either have a bf or i have a few bfs or i am having an affair with a married man. JUST BECAUSE i didnt bring back a guy for them to see. I am lazy to explain. Let them think whatever makes them happy.



My luck in gambling this year is so-so. In the end I didnt win or lose. Gambled at friend's place and office. Totally no mood to work for the past 15 days! Anyway my customers were not free either. Everyone's still enjoying the holidays plus with the economic situation, no one wants to buy and projects are all delayed. Sigh. I will have to buck up starting from tommorow. No more lazying around the office and I must bug customers to buy at least one server from me. It's time to be the nuisance sales person. HA HA.

So yeah, the past 15 days, I spent it eating, gambling, sleeping and basically just enjoying family & friend's company. But I also have a bad day when the fake fan stood me up for a movie date.

Let me tell you about this fake arsenal fan.

I met him online and we started to chat on MSN. At first he seems okay, guess we were still in the introductory stage so the usual getting to know each other chats were longer. After 2 days, whenever he messaged me, it was like a single word thingy. Like:

Busy?

Free?

Eaten?

and so on...etc etc...

Sometimes I dunt bother to reply but sometimes I feel slightly guilty and will reply. I mean, it's not good to ignore people. I guess I am just like that.

OH! WAIT! BEFORE THAT!!
Why I call him a fake fan?? You see, his first email to me was:

"Hi, I see you're an MU fan. I support Arsenal"

When I asked him what was the score in Arsenal's last match, he said he do not know as he dunt follow them weekly. That is a definate fake fan signal. I am not saying that you have to watch the match weekly but isn't there other sources to know your team's results, like the internet or the sports section of the daily newspaper if you're a fan ?

He seems pretentious and even talk bad about his ex gf. That is another thing that I can't stand about guys. He also likes to ask people out on a last minute basis as though all the girls are so free with nothing to do and no friends and are just waiting for him to invite us out. First of all, he sms me at 9am asking if i want to have breakfast. Of course no rite??! He then replied:

dinner? supper?

I have been rejecting every single invite.

Until the 6th day of CNY.

I was online, playing some games when he msn-ed me. He asked me out for a movie 2 days later. I dun't know why but I accepted his invitation. When the day comes, he got the nerve to sms me about 1 hour before the movie and told me that he would not be able to make it as he is not feeling well. WTF ??! Thank God I decided to ask him to come to Sunway for the movie. Initially he wanted to meet at 1U. If it was at 1U, i would have already been on the way!!!

I was so angry. You do not know how angry I was. Never never never has anyone stood me up like that. Even if people can't make it, they will inform me very much earlier.

After that episode, I no longer wanted him to be my friend. I do not care if he was really not feeling well, it doesn't seem sincere.

Today I received an sms from him:

Stay at home? or busy?

I know. What kind of sms is that? People already block you on msn, get the hint lah. I replied him hours later with one word - busy.

And guess what he reply back.

Busy with quotation? Thought wanna ask you out to Dong Chen Shi temple. (The actual sms was typed with very broken english, for the sake of my readers, I have ammended it to be in readable english - lol)

This guy has very thick skin. It's not to say he is bloody handsome. Usually if people are average looking, they make it up with their good personality. I'm sorry to say this fellow's personality is dreadful. I'm also sorry that I can't be friends with him because my level of tolerence is only until the stood-up date. Besides, I will only be laughing at his antics with my friends. I know it's bad but when you come across weirdos like this....

Heck, people may be laughing at me behind my back about how weird I am too. That's life. We laugh about each other.

I would like to end with a note to the guys.

Please, if you really want to ask a girl out, make sure you do your homework and find out as many things as you can about the girl. Looking at the example above, he asked me to go to a temple. I am a Christian lah! I mentioned that in my facebook profile. It shows the level of "care" and "interest" the guy has on you.

Also, please please please for the love of GOD, do not ask girls out on a last minute basis for a first date!

Lastly, do not send one word messages to people you barely know. It is rude. It's better you don't type at all or don't message at all. People like to use lazy english during chats (so do i) but at least have the courtesy to contruct more than one word.

As the Chinese New Year approaches....

It's the same every year.

Cookies, drinks, mandarin oranges (careful of the maggots!) & lots of tempting food.

People rushing out to buy new clothes or going to the saloon for their hair cut, color, perming or re-bonding.

The re-union dinner.

Gambling. This is about the only thing I enjoy about CNY. Mahjong, blackjack, poker, in between, whatever games, you name it, I'm there. It helps to pass time & we don't have to talk much. Otherwise, aunties will be onto your back with questions about your relationships.

Another thing is, everyone is now on their way back to their hometown so there will be no traffic jams in KL/PJ for one week ! Woo hoo !

The year that was

My eyes are swollen and my voice sounds flu-ish. No lah, I didn't party and got drunk last night but I came home at 6.30am.

How time flies. There goes the year...

The last few days people start asking what your party plans are and we have the all time favourite question:

"What's your new year resolutions?

I always give them the same answer.

I am going to quit smoking.

"How many years you have been saying that?"

I don't care. Stop asking me. HA HA.

I hate making resolutions I can never keep. I remember my friend, Sue wrote a whole list of resolutions and she said she is juz going to change the year 2008 to 2009 on the same piece of paper. Of course, she was just joking. I think she wrote the same resolutions on a new piece of paper though. New year, new paper. he he...

I have not been making any "resolutions" since... forever. This year I want to do something different. I would like to make a list of things that I want to achieve this year, which is:

1) FINALLY go for the EUROPE trip
2) More Sales! More Sales!

That's all I'm asking. Nothing more. I'm not greedy.

Of course I have a whole lot of other things I would like to do but I know I will never get around to doing them so let's not waste my blog's space writing them down.

Reflections of 2008.

Hmm....

The first half of the year was good for me socially, but workwise was terrible. 2nd half of the year, my career was getting better but my social life became almost non-existent coz of the late hours i spent in my cubicle especially the last month. I became so lazy to go out on weekends after a tiring week. All I wanna do is sleep and even then, my customers still call me requesting for changes to their quotes on a Sunday afternoon. But I do enjoy my work. I guess you can't have it all. Well, the good thing is, I am still single and have this kind of time to spare. If I have a bf then sorry lah, wait till Monday for your damn quote man!!! HAHAHAH.....

Yup, overall it's a so - so year.

I spent last night with a couple of friends drinking, eating junk food and watching a horror movie "The house" which turned into a comedy thanks to commentaries from my buddies. Really! How are we suppose to watch a horror movie with these bunch of comedians:

"Run la, still wanna sit in the car....wait for the ghost come and catch...stupid girl..."

"If I see the toilet like that, I won't go lah. You can see it looks like got ghost inside...."

"Why the ghost have to have slime coming out from the mouth one? Scary meh like that? Looks more disgusting..."

It's Christmas again

This year X'mas I spent it working and watching paint dry (my uncle decided to re-paint the house on x'mas day) but I have no complaints coz I've sort of celebrated it earlier with my friends & colleagues.

It's really my favourite occasion of the year.

My mini tree @ work:






















My X'mas presents =)

A little red devil gift from my neighbour colleague (one of my favourite present)

























Ok I admit it, I love Christmas coz of the presents. ha ha !

Today is a PUBLIC HOLIDAY!

For Selangor ONLY.

But KL folks are so jealous that they start calling us as early as 9am, apologising to disturb us on our holiday but they need the clarifications URGENTLY so my team are forced to work.

To think I had such a fun time laughing at all my frens working in KL last evening

Now it's karma.

I made the mistake of changing my status on MSN:










Almost immediately, the person I taunt the most last evening msg-ed me:
















I wish to turn off my mobile but I need the PO.

*Sigh*

Nevermind, work lah......

*Switch to Positive thinking mode*

It's only a day. Imagine the thrill of my team if we get this early X'mas present next week.

I love to bite ice-cubes

It runs in the family. We have this fetish to bite ice cubes.

There is a neverending supply of ice cubes in our house and whenever we feel like it, we pop one in our mouth and bite bite bite.

The only time I will resist biting those wonderful icecubes are:

1. When I am dining at a super high class restaurant
2. Time of the month

My niece of 7 years old is now doing the same thing to the disapproval of her mom. Well, she doesn't understand our genes.

WE LOVE ICE CUBES =)

Medical Check Up Part II

The medical centre doctors & nurses must be so happy to see me leave when i finished my medical examination. I tormented them with silly questions which I myself laughed now that I think about it.

First of all they checked my height and weight.


Nurse: Your height is 157cm and weight 47kg.
Me: WHAT ?! i tot im 165cm. Are u sure ? Did i shrink ?
Nurse: (smiling) When did you last take ur measurements?
Me: I can't remember. Err... primary school ?
Nurse: Right. (looking at me as though i'm insane) You would have grown since 12 years old.
Me: Hmm, maybe i juz assumed i'm 165cm.
Nurse: That's probably it.


Then they asked me for the urine sample and blood test. Again i asked the nurse:


Me: What do they wanna test ?
Nurse: Nothing lah, juz test ur hemogoblin. See if you have enough "iron" to work.
Me: How about Cancer & Aids all all the other uncurable disease?
Nurse: (laughing) Why u worry so much ? Nothing one lah.


After that i was asked to fill in some forms where i was suppose to tick "yes" or "no" to those questions. I was then asked to go into the doctor's room for a chat. She was nice.


Doctor: No allergies, No diabetes history in the family?
Me: Nope

Doctor then turns to 2nd page of the form.

Doctor: Oh! A smoker! Are u planning to quit ?
Me: Yes
Doctor: May i ask when?
Me: 1st January 2008
Doctor: (laughing) That's way past, my dear.
Me: (laughing) I know.
Doctor: Did you try the patch or just went cold turkey ?
Me: Cold turkey and then the patch and also the stupid nicotine gum which gave me a sore throat for weeks. All of it doesn't work. They're just a scheme to cheat my money.
Doctor: It's a habit. You know what, I am going to put u on a 10 week smoking therapy program.


She proceeded to explain that I am suppose to stick a huge calendar on my wall and for the first week, I am allowed 10 sticks. The second week, i reduced to 9 sticks per day and so on. After each week, I draw a line across them and pat myself on the back. She made me promise i will follow the therapy. Well, why not ? I am planning to quit after all.


Doctor: When are you planning to start this program?
Me: Next Monday.
Doctor: How about today? If you really want to quit, do not wait. Do it now. TODAY.
Me: I have to buy the calendar first.
Doctor: I won't push you but it's for your own good. I will call you after 10 weeks and I hope to see that you have succesfully quit.
Me: I promise. I'll start on Monday.


And then she read the other line:


Doctor: YOU DRINK TOO ?!
Me: Occasionaly.
Doctor: Is it for business or social?
Me: Social.
Doctor: You have to promise me you will only drink one glass per week from now on.
Me: WHY ?! It's my stress reliever !!!!


Doctor explained about women's health, liver problems, conceiving etc etc.


Me: I'll try but i cant promise. I'll do the smoking thingy though.


Doctor went on to list other horrible diseases that comes with smoking and drinking simultaneouly. Okay okay, I solemly promise that i will TRY to drink only one glass per week. I had to or else god knows how long i'll be sitting in that room.

Next up - the chest X-ray.

When i reached that department, i hand over the slip to the black faced nurse who was busy chatting on her mobile and was annoyed with my interuption. She asked me to go left of the corridor and wait there. Fine. A moment later a very handsome doctor wearing those white doctor's coat like Patrick Dempsey at Grey's Anatomy came over.


Handsome: Miss Lim ?
Me: Yes (WOW - he sounds sexy with that perfect English and accent. I quickly ran a finger through my hair, hope it dunt look messy)
Handsome: You are here for the x-ray ?
Me: A-huh.
Handsome: When was your first day of your last period ?
Me: huh ?? WHAT ?! (OH! he's a doctor. right. there goes my plan to flirt)
Handsome: (smiling - looking so sexy) We need to know, in case you're pregnant.
Me: I am single and no bf (god, why did i say that ? now i sound desperate)
Handsome: (laughing) Miss lim, it's just for the records.
Me: I'm definately not pregnant. I dunt have a bf and i havent had se....... pause. (Jesus ! Calm down !! Too much info !!) Err... i think it was last month. Umm...25th - 28th. Around there.
Handsome: (scribbling with his left hand. A left hander!!! I have a thing for left handers..). Right, Miss Lim please sign here and I will get you ready for your x-ray
Me: Sure.

I need to wait 15 mins for the x-ray report and during those times, i had a chance to glimpse at handsome a few more times. When i received the report, I went back to the health screening dept. and the people there asked me to come back at 2pm.

I had nothing to do so i went to Starbucks for a sandwich and a cup of iced chocolate. While munching & looking around for other handsome doctors, a rich aunty (with LV bag and gold chains all over and a huge diamond ring) pointed to my drink and told her hubby loudly that she wants whatever i am drinking. How rude. All she had to do was ask me instead of pointing. Where is the tact ? I gave her my most bitchiest look. She look away and demanded hubby to get the coffee i'm drinking. I would have stayed to see her reaction when aunty found out i am drinking Iced Chocolate but i was anxious about my report and went back to the health screening department.

The nurse gave me my x-ray, congratulate me that everything's normal and told me that if they dun't call me by 12 noon tommorow, I am fine. YAY ! I dunt have LUNG CANCER !! I'm gonna buy the calendar tommorow. BUT on the other hand, i have to wait another 24 hours for the blood test results. Another 24 hours of pure anxiety. Great.

I have half a mind to switch off my mobile. Nah, that will make matters worse. I have to know. I hope my mobile dunt ring these 24 hours !! Please ! Please!

Friends & Family, DO NOT call me these 24 hours. I am terrified each time it rings.

A snake in my house !!

I was in my room, trying to read when i heard the commotion. There were shouts everywhere and i heard kids gleefully running about. Umm ... it's like 11pm ? What happened? Is there a fire or what ? And suddenly, the shouts became louder and i heard a man calling out to my grandmother : "Aunty, pls open the door, we saw a snake went into your house! "

I immediately felt a cold chill. What the ............. ? A SNAKE ??! SNAKE ??! Did someone juz shout SNAKE ? I must have heard wrongly. Why in the world will a SNAKE appear out of nowhere (there's no jungle near my house). Okay, i have to stop writing the word in capital letters. It creeps me out. But like i was saying, a snake in a house ? How ? Why ?

You know how i feel about snakes !!!!! It's my biggest fear !!! I quickly dialled my mobile downstairs to my grandmother but i think she couldn't hear it ringing over the shouts. Yeah, i know it's quite pathetic of me but i am really & truthfully extremely scared of snakes. I decided to sit on my bed and wait there with a few clothes hanger ready to beat the crap out of the stupid snake should it slither into my room. I also had all my perfumes ready to spray it blind. The only sharp object in my room are my tiny eyebrow scissors (fat load of help that will do) so i decided that i may need to sacrifice my Irish Whiskey. All i have to do is break it (sobs) and ta da !, i have a sharp glass to cut the thing into pieces. If all this fails, I am jumping down from the balcony. I have already opened the door.

Anyway, after about 5 minutes, the anxiety was killing me, so i chanced a walk down the stairs (only halfway) and called out to my grandma (still hoping that maybe it's not a snake - i must have heard wrongly). She was apparently too excited to even hear me and the kids were all still screaming: " snake!! snake!!" With all the courage I could muster & also I am particularly worried about my grandmother getting bitten or something (my mum will never forgive me if anything happen to her), I walked slowly to the entrance of the kitchen. I saw my neighbour struggling with the grills and finally i think he caught it and threw it to the plastic bag. Don't ask me how it look like. The moment i saw my neighbour's hand on that thing, i ran for it.

Anyway, i stood in the middle of the stairs waving and gratefully thanking my neighbours, all the while keeping my eyes away from that "thing" . One look out of the window, i saw the entire street of neighbours all watching the "action". For gods sake, what time do people sleep nowadays ? It's like 11pm ??!

Dun't ask for pictures. No way am i getting close to that "thing". I hope they killed it. I dun't want any nasty surprises on top of my car or underneath. Oh crap. Now i'm gonna have a nightmare later.

D-day

Tommorow is my medical check-up.

I've succesfully stopped drinking for one week so i think my liver's okay.

As for smoking, i think i've smoke even more due to the stress of this event. HAHAHA.

Whatever. We'll see tommorow.

Medical Check-Up

I just got a call from my new employer that I am suppose to go for a Pre-employment Medical Check-Up on the 20th May. Die Die Die. I hate medical checkups. What do they check anyway ? I know they x-ray ur lungs and test ur urine but this one they wanna take my BLOOD !!!

Helppppp........!!! I am panicking now. What if they find some thing there ?

Okay i need to calm down. I'm sure it's nothing. I mean they won't simply waste so much money just to test if you have cancer or anything right ? I heard they have a special cancer marking test which is totally different from the normal blood test. Okay Okay. Calm down and think positive. There's nothing wrong with me. I can eat, I can drink, I can sleep. I'm fine. I'm healthy.

I think I will go jogging everyday from tommorow onwards to flush out all the toxins. And oh yeah, quit smoking and drinking for at least this week. Right, that's what i'll do. Everything will be alright. I'm worrying myself over nothing. And furthermore, worrying will get me nowhere except add a few more white hairs and worst, some lines to my face.

*Takes 10 deep breaths*

They say happiness is the key to good health.

I'm fine. I'm healthy. I'm normal. I'm happy. I'm enjoying my life.

Food Poisoning

Seriously, I think my office is cursed or I am not suitable to work there. I am beginning to believe that. I can't believe the various types of illness i have when i step into the office. This morning when i woke up, i delayed till the last minute to drag myself off the bed. When i reach the office, my headache starts and i felt so sleepy.

For lunch, i had carrot juice and the worse chicken chop. I think the potatoes were still raw. Few hours later, i throw up in the car. Luckily for me, i had a bag in my car or else the puke will be all over my car mat. And then when i reach office, diarhoea.

What lah. Gimme a break pls ?

My name is C-O-R-I-N-N-E Part II

I regret writing my last post. Lots of people have been messaging me today. This is one of the message I manage to save coz i'm at home and i am quite free to Print Screen.


































I'm warning u guys.....final warning !! My whip is ready !!

My name is C-O-R-I-N-N-E

I juz received a call from a someone:

H: Hello, Is that CONNIE ?

Me: NO. (I didn't sleep properly, quite moody)

H: You are not CONNIE ?

Me: NO. I am Corinne.

H: Oh, Sorry, Corinne. I'm bla bla from XYZ Company.

I've had it. I can't stand people who can't spell or say my name correctly. It's C-O-R-I-N-N-E not Corrine or Corine or Corrinne or CONNIE.

Connie is the worst one. Geez ....read properly !!! IT'S CORINNE!!! how can Corinne become Connie? I dun't want to be a Connie !! I'm CORINNE !

Can't even get my name correctly and want to sell me stuffs? No way.

If i see any of u spelling my name incorrectly, I will murder u, my dear friends. And if u ever call me CONNIE, i will WHIP u !

I am not joking.

I even did a test on Sue:

The Letter Part 2

Okay so i've submitted my resignation letter. Finally caught my boss at one of his "free" moments. It wasn't easy. He has been a really nice and understanding boss and he has always been there to support me.

The first words that came out when he saw the letter was

"I'm dissapointed"

Oh man....now i feel so guilty. I mean yes, i've been ecstatic when i made the decision to leave. No longer do i have to face the bitch. C'mon, even he knows where the problem is. I am just not happy there.

And now he will not accept my resignation and has asked me to think it over. I can't do this man. My decision if of course final but somewhere in my soft heart, i feel guilty to leave him.

Blah. I hate this. Tommorow i'm just going to tell him my decision will stand.

The Letter

i am still waiting to submit the letter. I hope he comes back soon. Need to sort this matter out asap.

A song dedication to someone

i would like to dedicate this song to HER




muAhAhahaHAHAha !! i am so mean sometimes....
it's all ur fault paladin ! lol

A Myvi's window got smashed

My poor collegue's car window got smashed !!

Look at this :


ummm....maybe not so clear, take a look at this :


And this :


Poor girl. She just bought the car less than 6 months ago. The possible explanation is it got hit by stones when those idiots was cutting the grass with that long noisy motor thing, whatever that is called. Or foul play.